robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
OHNMny GOd
still hilarious
(via bluekulele)
Colette: Horst has done time.
Linguini: What for?
Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
All of Time and Space. Everywhere and anywhere! Every star that ever wa -
BORED!
But it’s the entire Universe!
Oh, hell! What does that matter?! So you travel through time! If you traveled through the television or if that ridiculous blue box was actually a urinal, it wouldn’t make any difference!
(via bluekulele)
How i eat in front of my friends: