oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.
watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.
this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!
guess what America should do
Al: “Brother, our mother is dead, but maybe we can bring her back using alchemy!”
Stannis: “No. That’s against the fundamental laws of alchemy. We’re not doing it.”
Ron: “Stannis, the troll just went into the girls’ bathroom! Hermione’s in there! What do we do?”
Stannis: “I’m going to get Professor McGonagall!”
Ron: “But there’s no time! We have to go in and save her!”
Stannis: “It’s the girls’ bathroom. We’re boys. We’re not allowed in there.”
Lord of the Rings:
Ring: “Staaaaannissssssss, Staaaaaaannissssss, put me on, Staaaaaannisssssss, you know you waaaaaant tooooooooooo.”
Stannis: “I’m supposed to take you straight to the Cracks of Doom and destroy you, so no, thank you.”
Ring: “But my powerrrrrrrrrrr…”
Stannis: “No means no. You be quiet now.”
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused